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whitesoulblackheart asked: If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out of its nose? 3:-O



No, it comes out of their cow titties but in such force that it makes them jump. That’s what cows do when we are asleep, they laugh really really hard and that makes them “fly”. Kind of like a jet-pack but made of milk. Humorists from all over the world have tried really hard to make it happen but no one ever could… legend says that whoever achieves it will be crown king or queen of the cows and get free milk for eternity. As well as a unicorn, unicorns are the cow’s best buddies.

this deserves more notes.

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